Top Picks: Funny Jiu-Jitsu Shirts & Gifts for BJJ Lovers

Our most popular funny BJJ shirts and apparel, loved by Jiu-Jitsu practitioners everywhere. On and off the mats.

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Our Mission & Story

At en guard jiu jitsu, we strike the perfect balance between mostly silly and sometimes serious. Our mission is to create Brazilian Jiu Jitsu apparel that brings out the fun and lighthearted side of the sport, while also offering the comfort and durability you need when it’s time to roll hard. We believe that BJJ is about enjoying the journey—whether you’re cracking jokes between rounds or focusing on your next competition. From playful designs to serious performance, we’ve got you covered, so you can look good, feel great, and never forget that it’s all about the love of the roll!

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Jiu Jitsu doesn't always have to be serious. Thats why we sell apparel that brings the fun to BJJ.

At En Guard Jiu Jitsu, we’re serious about Brazilian Jiu Jitsu apparel and even more serious about making playful BJJ shirts that don’t take themselves too seriously.

At En Guard Jiu Jitsu, we make playful, high-quality gear for grapplers who love the mats, love their community, and aren’t afraid to rock a golden retriever pulling guard. Every shirt we design is a nod to the art of Jiu Jitsu — with a wink. We roll hard. We laugh harder. And we believe your BJJ apparel should say more than just “I train.” It should tell a story, crack a smile, and spark a conversation.
So whether you’re a white belt just learning to shrimp, a blue belt perfecting your sweeps, or a black belt coaching kids barefoot, you’re in the right place. At En Guard, your gear is more than just clothing — it’s a playful extension of your Jiu Jitsu journey.
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